PinnedVerity SimmonsinMuddyUmSisterhood of the Traveling PubesAn international love story·4 min read·Apr 27, 2022--21--21
Verity SimmonsinMuddyUmA High-Stakes Game of Hide-and-SeekMy housekeeper's obsession with finding my vibrator·5 min read·Oct 13, 2022--10--10
Verity SimmonsRectal Rockets and Rump RattlersFrom ‘Are we there yet?’ to ‘What’s that smell?’ — A compelling account of one mother's endurance and her battle for survival on the road·5 min read·Apr 27, 2022--10--10
Verity SimmonsinMuddyUmNever Pay Sex Workers with Loose ChangeLife lessons your mother never taught you as a child·5 min read·Feb 17, 2022--4--4
Verity SimmonsinNew Writers WelcomeThere’s a Stranger in My HouseAfter almost three years of knocking at our door, COVID slipped through the cracks and found its way in·5 min read·Jan 26, 2022--1--1
Verity SimmonsinDoctor FunnyI Got Sober In "Lost Vegas"Surviving my family — The Oregon Trail — Part 2·3 min read·Jan 8, 2022----
Verity SimmonsinDoctor FunnySurviving My FamilyIt's not all sunshine and rainbows — Part One·4 min read·Jan 6, 2022--2--2
Verity SimmonsinDoctor FunnyLow Hanging FruitsA Titillating Ode to Breasts·1 min read·Nov 28, 2021--6--6
Verity SimmonsinDoctor FunnyMy Asshole OB/GYNThank you for all the memories and good times.·4 min read·Nov 16, 2021--11--11